February 2012
titillates:
when im a high school teacher im totally going to sleep with the hot students
brittaneyamber:
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS
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The Woman in Black was proper shit-your-pants...
laurenchloeexo:
Definitely sleeping with my lamp on tonight.
Judge Judy as a grandmother:
Billy: Johnny stole my toy and won't give it back.
Judge Judy: Do you have proof?
Billy: What?
Judge Judy: Do you have proof that it was your toy? Do you have receipts? Witnesses?
Billy: ...no...?
Judge Judy: JUDGEMENT FOR THE DEFENDENT!
GET YOUR TITS OUT FOR THE LADS