bummedteenager: i want a boyfriend who’s hotter than me but has really low self esteem and doesn’t know he’s hot
de0xys: tear drops on my vibrator
i think every girl should be kissed like this once... →
pervertsarewelcome: the boy still has it. click here to see gif. I don’t care as long as it’s with Aaron
changing in my room
me: oh, hi poster, didnt see you there
me: *pulls off shirt*
me: you like that, dont you, you naughty poster you
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..